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[faceguy]

Hello? Hello? ...Ah-ha, just kidding! Leave a message after the beepity beep~

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[levelshift]

[Can he just go back to bed? Crawl under the covers and sleep until a freak Confluence incident sends him home?]

That's probably the best you can do, huh? It's bullshit how few options minors have here, but if you can both survive off of one guild stipend then there's no need for him to register.

[Fuck the whole guild system, for real.]

[faceguy]

we have some help from Huvrye too
my roommate
but yeah this world just does the bare minimum huh?
even though it’s not our fault we ended up here

[levelshift]

That makes it even easier, then.

[The insinuation, in his mind, is there are two guild stipends for three people.]

They don't give a shit about anyone's situation. They aren't above scummy coercion tactics, either.

In fact, I was talking to someone registered with the Alliance, and he told me not to sign up. No hesitation whatsoever.

[faceguy]

[He's correct!]

wow
a ringing endorsement

what are you gonna do?
supposedly they'll arrest you if you don't sign up
or at least make your life really difficult

[It's why he'd rather they just not know Donnie exists in the first place.]

[levelshift]

[He does not have a good answer, even though he's been looking for one that isn't "register with a guild" or "live with a total stranger."

Of course Accelerator being who he is can't just say that. No sir, gotta act like this is just an inconvenience.]

I'll figure something out. They're already making my life fucking difficult, so that won't be anything new.

[faceguy]

yeah theyre good at that
let me know if you figure something out because if fantastic ends up taking over the alliance I may be jumping ship

[This is an empty threat but only because he doesn't like starving to death. Though now that Donnie's here maybe he can just hack some jerk billionaire's crypto wallet.]

[levelshift]

[Sticking with the Alliance if Fantastic becomes its leader seems like a fantastically terrible idea.]

I will. If there's a better option out there it might be worthwhile jumping ship regardless.

[faceguy]

[He would have appreciated that one.]

yeah good point
I can keep an ear out too

[levelshift]

[Two sets of ears are better than one!]

Alright.

[... He has no hope they'll find a good alternative.]